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Economy Chicks!!…What the He$L is an ‘Economy Chick’??

The forecast calls for rain and all you have to show for your already brutal day is a stack of (due by midnight bullshit) and an umbrella that just will not seem to cooperate, which by the way is also conveniently broken . The ‘gf call’ comes at the most inappropriate time reminding you that you are a lame-ass for not being able to meet her agenda during the ‘meaty’ part of your day.
At wits’ end, you start to wonder how you went from the ‘life of the party’ to ‘the chip guy’….Sort of a catch 22 in consideration of your current position as ‘tortilla chip maitre de’..and bf of some gorgeous, independent woman that somehow had no qualms about getting involved with a snack-food purveyor…Is that what you’ve been reduced to in your relationship, or are you allowing her social influence to literally ‘smash’ you into a tight corner?
As a rule, for future reference, ( this one’s probably as overcooked as a $2 dollar pizza) examine your standards….Who are we, as dudes to question the validity of her higher judgement? Keep in mind that she does not expect the ‘Average Joe’ to spend months of salary on her engagement ring, BUT she does however expect a committment to produce!!!!!! This is where it gets kinda tricky for us. Is she interested in me or the monetary worth I am capable of bringing to the stage?
All of the above, my friends……….the element of worth comes from something internal inside of them. It’s not even about us at times and there’s nothing that the mortal mind can do to understand the rationale’.
So, before you walk off into the night, tail ‘tween your legs, ask yourself one defining question!!!!!!!……WTF am I doing by allowing some constantly demanding, habitual lip-glossing, prior prom queen, seen ‘American Pie’ 25 times, screw football, all hail the almighty compact mirror debutante to forecast your self-esteem? Fu%k her….or move on so that someone else can!!!

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2 Responses to “Economy Chicks!!…What the He$L is an ‘Economy Chick’??”

  1. This was a very interesting read 🙂 I do not even know where to start to comment haha.

  2. A little humor never hurt anyone. Unfortunately for the 'Frito-Lay' guy, it's at his expense…


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