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It’s all fun n’ games til’ someone gets hurt!

Imagine for a moment that you have some compelling avidity to lasso that drop-dead gorgeous gal from the boardroom and rassle ‘er out to the mini-van where we can have a mid-day quickie , ‘tween ‘er meetingsThis was a mid-summer night’s dream in full daytime emmy award winning bloom…and B.I.O.N. (believe it or not) somewhere on planet earth, there’s a ‘just under The Man exec.’ and a sexier than the chick from Baywatch Nights intermediary in a power-skirt doin’ the stray cat strut in a back office…

I love this sh#t!!! Partaking of the forbidden fruit during a 15 minute conference call to Houston while banging the seeds out of your Ambrosia in pursuit of a higher carnal knowledge. No exceptions here,… it is what it is! Right or wrong, married or not, it’s what makes us tick…tick….tick…SEX!!! That’s the reasoning behind the rose petal path to the hot-tub, the candle – lit dinners at Tony Roma’s and the 4 grand we drop on ( just a lil something to say I love you) diamond tennis bracelets…

Nothing against the corporate primadonnas or the blue – collar cowboys that express their appreciation for the opposing sex with the scheduling of daily afternoon delights to break up the routine…hell,.. B.T.D.T  (been there, done that). My concern for this scenario is that it’s kinda  detrimental to your altruistic efforts in human sympathy. If the relationship is one of an exhibitionist nature, how exciting is that? Taking a chance on being caught boob – handed at the office, maybe an elevator jam gone awry or the look of petrified horror on the face of the copy girl walkin in on ya’ just add to the thrill , all in the name of ‘gratificazione’…..All hail the great Tiger Woo!!!

After the sweat evaporates and your hair’s ever so obviously combed back into something resembling what it was at 7 am, the questions emerge: Who is this person I’m doin’ it with? Are they becoming emotionally attached? Am I? W.W.J.D.? (  Where’s Williamson’s Jack Daniels)?….Seemingly in this situation, there’s repercussions for the conscience, and quite possibly concussions for the noggin! Was this arrangement something we had planned and are catching a change of heart that would lead to sudden protocol modifications or  restrictions on office etiquette? The daily lunch from our fav – rave being hand – delivered by our hot nymph with a surprise inside of the bag, ( use your imagination ) just got complicated.

Either you or them have come down with a case of love – sick blues and someone has got to got to get off this train…..quick! One of you is going to be hurt by the resulting actions and this is what we idly overlooked in our memo to self. Be aware of consequences people! Always!…There is a fine line between love and hate, and I stand firmly beside the brilliance and power of love, but when used for ill – gotten gain things can get 8th nosejob ugly in a hurry! Live and let live, but sex without basis is grounds for immediate dismissal…….’Office Memo’ December 17, 2009′.

 

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2 Responses to “It’s all fun n’ games til’ someone gets hurt!”

  1. “Sex without basis is grounds for dismissal” – Office Memo

    can you imagine if they actually sent out memo’s like that? The excitement of forbidden or exhibitional sex is great and gives us a thrill once in a while – but to have meaningful sex with someone you love is the most orgasmic experience you could wish for.

  2. With a Merry Christmas, I think safely that you are without argument…sex, as a term of endearment is too often lost to those who misuse it’s genuineness of intent. Cudos to those lucky enough to have ever experienced it’s divinity.


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