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‘The Men Who Stare at Tits’

Why beat around the ‘bush’ here?…We men like our boobs and show no discretion or excercise any restraint in advertising this to the entire planet. We love to see them at halftime when we were secretly,.. bah!.. Not so secretly praying for a wardrobe malfunction and even catch ourselves peeking in on the Oscar’s in the hopes of catching J – Lo or Jenny M in something ‘chest – worthy’! We men even,( and  ladies,  prepare yourself for something totally unprecedented here) have budweiser – induced , which 20 – something celeb boob – job is the most notable to date commentaries. We go as far as to break it up into categories,  only interrupting our evening’s cordials to ‘dis’ the gent that didn’t know  Miley was still comptemplating what to wear on her real first date…..Education is very, very important during these philosophical discussions!!

Kidding aside, along with the pet names we men of proverb give our new bff’s, dinner conversation has taken on a more cursory identity. Who cares?! What college your 8 year old will apply for in high school or Grandma’s lookin’ good for her age convo is beginning to get a lil’ tiresome and we men needed to either evacuate the dining room in synchronicity or stab someone with one of Aunt Julie’s butter – spreaders…

Not everything should be kept under our putter – covers til we hit the course;…expression is priceless, needless to say and though we realize that there is much ado in civility, we love tits and will clutch tightly the proscribed topic as close to ‘our‘ vests as possible!! Designers put countless hours into the thought, development and production of fashion lines that not only accent, but highlight and emphasize these features of sacred admiration and who are we as moderators of forward progress in the new world to interfere with procession??…

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