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The wonderful, wild world of controversy, contemplation and contraception!

 Imagine for a stunningly clairvoyant moment that you had worn a condom, pulled out or avoided the ‘future’ in – laws questions of your intentions with their daughter. The only issue you may be deliberating over presently may be the wallpaper patterns that you hate but are willing to pretend aren’t the ‘split – pea green’,  hibiscus abominations that they truly are; all cuz ya really do love ‘er…Concessions, that’s what our courtyard dreams of perpetual happiness are made of. She doesn’t force us to purchase that fully – loaded, (airbag, child locks and stock cd player,..whuppee) Aerostar, she simply suggests that we make a practical decision regarding a vehicle acquisition. Ahhhh….screw the Chrysler 300 Touring AWD signature series with the heated, adjustable seats and SIRIUS satellite radio we really wanted, the mini – van gets better gas mileage anyway, right?

Everything was Corona and Margarita joyous in paradise until we opened our big mouth with ‘the parents’…gents, I cannot express with enough concern that you choose your words CAREFULLY during your foremost meeting with Madre’ and Papa…First,..don’t lie!….Mom saw it comin’ and will put you so deeply into a state of continual tailspin of detraction and stuttering that, not only are  all eyes converted to the saltwater fountain cascading down your forehead but even your gf’s little cousin is beginning to feel sorry for you and the last thing you want is to choke on an Old World casserole recipe during your inquisition, besides, dad’s already removed your water glass so as to prevent any oxygen access back to your brain….’Hierarchal family teamwork can put a swift end to your rhetoric’! 

Next,…if you try overly hard to be charming, keep in mind, any one or all of her bro’s have been in your position and rather than cut you a break due to mutual circumstance,…uh,huh!…they probably put Jamaica Hell Fire into your Quiche and are at the ready with a ‘cool bev’ to quench your affliction. In the case of determining the best avenue in which to proceed with the private address of family politics, pay attention to the campaign budget; you’d hate to end up without competent counsel to represent you at your impeachment, which ironically and immediately followed your inaugural speech…..and how many of your folks would actually show up to the “look at my clueless son’s” matrimonial fall from grace?….

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