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…Burn Notice…

 

 

 

Assuming that not everyone is familiar with what a ‘Burn-Notice’ actually is, I’ll explain it in the least painful fashion that I am capable of… This particular piece of memorandum is the new millenia’s version of a ‘Dear John’ with less personality.

All that you thought you ever knew about your sig is less than carefully articulated inside of a few sentences explaining why it’s over. Looks more like a project draft that never quite made it to the boardroom than anything else. A quick synopsis and casual outline of why they’re leaving you neatly wrapped in an Oh-so professional sounding email. May as well be a work order sent to the maintenance department asking for someone to shoot a glance at the paper jam in the 3rd floor copier when they get the time……..

I get this…..Totally! After all, business is business right and why should your professed life partner offer any explanation other than a sudden coffee break whim in deciding to end your relationship? Ever heard “Bad Day” from Fuel?…..Start singin!!! Consider this the first day of the rest of your life! Sure! Some would argue that a phone call would make it more personal but honestly wouldn’t that just make you more of a wreck after actually hearing the words..”It’s Over” from your soulmate? Plus, you just got off the phone with mom and she was ecstatic upon hearing the good news that you’d finally found someone.

So much for that trip to the mall during lunch for that ‘just a lil something to say I love you’  gift you had been contemplating for the past week. Smile! Least you didn’t have to break out the fine china……………………….. 

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