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‘The Mile High Club’! Earning your frequent flyer miles the hard way…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m quite certain that we’ve all at least heard of ‘The Mile High Club’! My take on this is that you meet a stranger on an aircraft, exit your seat and make your way for the restroom to indulge each other in a little game of nude twister 10,ooo feet in the air. Hurry before the stewardess returns with the Vodka tonics and the seat pillows; If you get caught, you must exit the plane!…… Little pun. Not so funny!

Anyhow, being a mile high could mean having your head so far in the stratosphere that you’re descent would cause a major nosebleed. This happens often after we meet someone new and attach all of our hopes and dreams to that person without much knowledge as to who they are or where they’re going, let alone where they’ve been and with whom and how many. WOW! Lot to consider before simply going for the gold if one were to take all this into account before trying to rack up that free trip to Cancun with 26,000 air miles under your belt.

Realistically, the ‘Mile High Club’ consists of too many either indifferent passengers or those that have accumulated enough baggage to keep the handler dizzy for hours searching for all of it. What does all this mean in terms of emotional health and mental fitness? Obviously this is not good for those with any sort of true expectations in human relations. It’s the antithesis of establishing anything you can honestly profit romantically from.

For those of us that remain committed to finding our legitimate, once in a lifetime co-pilot, a quickie just doesn’t cut the 1 ounce French’s pack.  Do we really find so much pleasure in the idea of a one night stand or a sex only encounter with what’s-their-name? How much do our friends honestly give a rat’s hind end about our fleshly pursuits when we’re gabbing it up at B-Dubs and patting ourselves on the back? They’re probably married or in a serious, long-term, still standing relationship and think you’re a promiscuous dunder-head! To those in 1st class that figure this concept a humorous, tasteful, exciting state of existence………..’Sit down, put your seatbelts (and your under-garments) back on and  prepare to land’!!!!!!

 

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