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‘Body of Lies’! The truth is……

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We’ve all had our hand in the cookie jar at one time or another but getting caught is a completely different thing altogether. Or not so much….Lying is lying! Stealing is stealing! Whether it’s to get a window seat on the plane or to nab that fiesty gent you ladies see fit to give a shot to, the end result is still self-serving and ethically devoid.  Hmmmm. Shame on you! The truth is (and here comes the tough love) some of you women are man-handlers!

Forgive me for being so honest and straightforward but I’m feeling a bit ‘called out’ to the dancefloor on this; and by the by, hope for your sake that they’re not playing Salsa cuz if they are you’ve chosen the wrong competitor… Now that my position on the whole why it’s wrong to tell lies thing is stated maybe we can move on to the consequences. Fortunately, aside from a trail of tears, broken hearts, all-time high divorce rates, broken families, depleted bank accounts and outright resentment, no other ‘real’ damage has been reported.

 As I gasp for air and try to make sense of the situation, the overwhelming urge to grab the microphone from tonight’s Master of Ceremonies is upon me. Hmph, hmmphh….Can I have everyone’s attention for just a moment? We have a situation! WE’RE LIARS! Lying to get laid, lying about our past, lying to your bf’s, gf’s husbands, parents, friends, colleagues, bosses and ultimately ourselves!!  Who in the hell thinks this behavior is appropriate? “My ex was this, I’m looking for that”, yada, yada, yada… Are you trying to convince your speed date or yourself?

The truth is that embellishment tarnishes the beautiful big pic and eliminates honesty from the gate. Wrong first impressions and misconceptions in the dating game have led to expectations of more lies. It doesn’t end gracefully. We find out, go about our merry way and carry our suspicions with us. Damn! What’s it going to take to get to the candid point? Hopefully our wake up call will be from someone that has designs beyond the Serta.

Take note! Sex with whatchamacallit was outstanding but it’s hard to believe she was a virgin that just recently left the convent because she missed the freedom of the secular world. She sure did know her bible verses though!!!!!  

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