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‘Your Prince awaits’!

 

If you’re reading this post and you’re under the impression that I am making an attempt at ironically sarcastic humor……I am not! First truth! If you expect to become as lucky as our leading lady in this fairy tale, you’d have a better shot at landing a supporting role alongside Angelina in her next movie. Second! Consider that maybe Kermit is a really nice guy and his reasoning behind avoiding Miss P. is that he doesn’t want to get crushed to death!!!!!

A sober moment of clarity (I mean without the buds sharing a fishbowl Margarita at El Something’s) would bring you to the logic that you are trying WAY too ambitiously to procure the man of your dreams without the clairyvoyance to imagine that maybe, possibly,  could be that he may not be as fond of you!! WOW! Good thing I’m at such a distance. I’m certain I just deflated someone’s ego just a lil’…

I’m not trying to be crass. I’m only making an observation. I can see what’s happening all over the place. Whether I’m in line prepping to use the self-serve checkout beside some totally hot, yet a little too eager seniorita that’s so obvious I have to pretend that my groceries are more intriguing to me than the fact that she expected me to say something (eye contact is one thing but gawking)??… How ’bout the gents that have to endure all the Q & A during their first ever email convo with a potential?  There are gutter-balls being thrown left and right!

It definitely takes 2 and that’s my point! Sorry, ladies but some of you are making far too many assumptions when it comes to us ‘other-halves’. Give us a 15. Please! I, for one love and embrace women for who they are! Individually. Sure I have expectations and standards like any other self-respecting human being but I am not committed to cutting my nose off to spite my face. I bend but never break. This allows me to take everything into account. Absolutely keep the quality list posted but don’t strike down your future Mr. Perfect bc he doesn’t fit the mold you crafted from precious metal you obtained from the center of the earth. 

By the way. If you do happen across a suitable adversary, don’t beat the guy over the head with an interrogation lamp! 

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