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The Infinite Possibilities in Life and Love

A return to innocence!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Virtue and lust are like oil and water. Any combination of the two lead to the same result….they are incompatible and simply don’t blend! Imagine yourself on the cusp of ascending only to cause by some act of self-detriment, your plummet back to the earth…Getting back up and dusting yourself off is starting to get monotonous. You’re either with or against,..Literally! You can’t be uber-ethical with a dash of super-freak or the moral equivalent of Bill C. without convincing yourself that as long as you keep your questionable antics to a minimal, you’re an exemplary mentor! 

The Character Oversight Committee may see it differently and you may have to park it on the Budweiser hot seat for 5! When someone has all the good intentions of a hungry Rattler on date night nothing cherishable can be expected to culminate and your lower authority is already breaking out the champagne bottles. Giving into temptation is an acceptable thing as long as we realize that it’s not scheduled in the day planner every week. I’m all for the celebration of love but my conscience just won’t authorize a temporary repealing of my morals and standards for a few hours of ‘strange woman lovin’ !

I’m certain my male peers think I’m suffering from a small dose of lunacy at current but to my credit I have not recently been to the local Planned Parenthood or awakened to annulment papers lying neatly across my chest! I got expectations, my friends! You should attach some to your resume if you’re presently searching for more than office-romance or a quick (carnal) fix, as well!! Problem is, that men and women literally DO grow on trees and sometimes the options can be slightly overwhelming. What are you looking for in Mr. Right? What am I seeking in the future Mrs. Absolutely? I will confess 1 thing! I’m not anticipating Gretchen Rossi to show up on my doorstep and plant a wet, sloppy one on me!

Though I don’t have a league nor do I put limitations on my dating prospects, I AM fu*#ing realistic! I share in the same American dream as  most of you but while I strive to eliminate the barriers that alienate us from embracing each other, I also have a quality list (reference ‘What Women Want” from the page entitled ‘Perspective from the Temple of Aphrodite’) and I totally expect to be in a blissful state of union some day. For now though I am willing to abandon those hurtful practices that lead to very brief moments of gratification. I’m in this for the long haul and anything less for this author would be undesirable.

Perched upon the little white fence in front of my first legitimate, yet humble abode sitting on 3 quarter acre of new sod, I’m not exactly without the blood lust myself. It’d be easy to recklessly throw myself into the meat-market and chase the coveted title of ‘Merchant of the year’ but the accolades wouldn’t mean much as eventually my rep’d be so tarnished that I probably wouldn’t be able to acquire a date with any young lady from Northeast Ohio! Back to the roots, folks! Those are what hold the whole thing up and don’t allow that little devil on your shoulder to pacify you into obscurity………xoxoxoxoxo

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