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The Infinite Possibilities in Life and Love

“Get it while it’s hot”!

Unlike typical cartoon coyote’s, we never needed an anvil to be dropped on our noggins from the penthouse suite, did we gents??! Well, according to the mass consensus from baggage-central, we must be the reasoning behind the cliff-diving, piano-dropping illustrations on the dubya-b! Go figure!……. We’re considered the insensitive uno’s! Bottom line is, sanctity’s been forgotten in its traditional sense in relation to the modern dating enviro and moving forward for some…..it’s too lil’, too late!

Here’s where we put the ACME rocket skis on my fellow prince charmings’!…. Somehow, it’s our fault the ex was a sadistic, controlling, insecure, violent, “I’m sorry!, I’ll never do it again, babe”, passive-aggressive, I was drunk, My buds dared me to, insecure, rear-naked-choke on the gf fucking Looooooserrrr!! My apologies if it appears that I’m growing weary of listening to  the ” This is why BOB is necessary, dad doesn’t approve, mom’s got the cops on speed-dial cuza my baby-dad monologues”! Pretty sure I don’t care anymore!

I don’t owe you for what HE did, nor do I owe you a guarantee of trust! If you aren’t comfortable enough in your own beautiful skin, ladies……………why would anyone else be in touching you with a ten-foot torch??

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