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‘One more for the road’

If this is how your night ended, it’s a distinct possibility that she’s either in desperate need of an intervention or she’s just not that into you, otherwise you’d have been sharing in the delusion of being in a hot tub, sipping wine at the Waldorf along with your better half! Would you believe that if it’s the latter, according to this particular illustration she’s already getting over you? And nonetheless using a lot of alcohol to do it. Bottom line, ‘over’ is the operative word here. I’ve coined a slightly less than humane bit of terminology to describe those that refuse to see the forest through the trees……. (Cling-ons): Those who choose to hold on to nothing rather than walk away with at least a smidgen of dignity.

Laugh now, cry later but how many of us have actually been in a situation where someone could have relegated us to the dumpster and we continued to sift through it in the hopes that we’d get another shot with the one who now hates us more than a Jerry Springer marathon? Drunk-dialing an ex to confess your mistakes?…A perfect waste of your precious anytime minutes, serenading her in front of her house with a cheap Mariachi band at 2 in the morn?… possible restraining order, getting drunk off your keester and taking home a dancer that reminds you of Rose Mcgowan?…priceless!

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