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Carnal Knowledge

 

 

 

 

The fact that each one of us has seen the hellspawn that is puberty should make this particular convo a very comfy one. I, personally don’t know any virgins, *wink8, wink* (I got ya’ back, J.H.) so consider this my mom and pop speech on the birds and the bees… Whoever decided that there wasn’t much more than a junior high health class to sex was a major dildo. I’ve been on the case for longer than I can remember and sex is the most complicated piece of this fantastic life that I can even begin to express. This blog is only a starting point for what would take another millenia to totally comprehend.

Forget about the threat of an unwanted pregnancy or an unshakable STD, those are the least of your worries. Ever seen ‘Meet the Parents, Guess Who or Along came Polly? We’re not living in the middle ages anymore and sex is simply a means to an end. Ye’ Old Hit N Run may not sound so bad after being threatened at knifepoint if your gentlemen ever decide to stray from your pants or being a victim of the teary-eyed *L* word after first night sex. On the flip side, infidelity is a constant villain that seeks to destroy purity in relationships and if every lady that ever said the *L* word after we were done doin’ it actually meant it, I’d be Heff’s personal assistant.

It’s almost like a search n destroy mission. How many times have we tried, how many people have we dated, how many hearts have we broken and how many times have we been reduced to the fetal position in a pool of tears?? Maybe we weren’t meant to fall in love and just spend our formidable years explaining away the chances of ever finding some semblance of something real. Fuck it! Let’s just give up now, before it’s too late and bury our heads in the ground like the big eggers and be done with it!……………. You and I both know that’ll never happen. There’s too many strip clubs and ladies nights full of Godess-like bombshells to let all of our hard work go to waste.

Our definitive purpose in this existence is to find that one loving person so willing to put up with all of our dumb shit that they would actually be willing to spend the rest of their life with us. Trying to make us happy, nonetheless! Sex, I confess is only an expression of how we get there and where exactly we are now, not something to base an entire future upon! So, with that I leave you with one important thought…… ‘If you’ve no more respect for love than to just use sex as a way to sabotage it, best of luck with your subscription to Playboy and I’ll let Heff know what a fan you are’….

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